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by @thejerseydeviledoodleblog​ for @sarahwhat (& @redeemer-headcanon for being a read pinch-hitter)

Summary: In which they play at being a couple for a laugh, and instead, end up spiraling towards something else instead.

The Bull is the most unlikely, but most… appreciated friend that Dorian has made here in the frigid South.

He won’t admit that he finds the Tal-Vashoth’s brand of humor somewhat entertaining, or that he enjoys the way they can snip and argue and yes even exchange somewhat flirty banter, while also retreating back to safer waters where he doesn’t have to consider the way the Bull’s shirts always seem too tight, or that he himself has grown into the habit of making punny rather than witty statements just to see the Bull snigger and—

Ahem.

In short, the Bull is a surprising, generous, and well-appreciated friend.  One of a small, but growing collection of friends, plural, he’s made in Fereldan. They are the sort of friends that makes the cold passably bearable—not that he’ll tell any of them that. Especially the girls; they’d never let him live it down.

But the Bull stands head and shoulders (pun very much intended) above the rest in his sheer generosity and a heart that is far too big to be true, sometimes, but well, here they are. It’s easier to blame the Bull’s big heart for the start of the whole affair, rather than acknowledge the fact that they were spiraling towards the inevitable together.

It starts like this: Dorian’s lease is almost up, and though Lace has been a darling roommate, it seems that she and Krem are rather serious about taking Things a step forward and will risk co-habitation, so she’s going to be gone soon, as will her half of the rent.  

He’s teased her well and truly, and earned enough kicks to his shins to make it maybe not his smartest idea, but so worth it.  However, as they—Dorian, the Bull, Lace and Cremisius, that is—work on packing up her surprisingly few boxes, with the two of them working on sorting out Lace’s Tupperware from Dorian’s, he comes to the sudden, surprising conclusion that his lease will soon be up and he remarks, “Oh, I probably should look for a new roommate, or maybe, find somewhere else to stay.”

Lace glances over at him, incredulous.

“Dorian, I understand that perfectionists procrastinate but this is ridiculous.”

“Oh I’m sure I’ll think of something,” Dorian replies, trying to wave away her concern. “As my freshmen seminar urchins are fond of saying: one cannot expect to adult well all the time.”

That seems to be the Bull’s cue to stick his head and horns into the kitchen door with an unattractive waggle of his brows.

“What’s this about adultery I hear?”

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Prompts”  Adoption; within the Inquisition timeline, mod-au, whatever you’re comfortable with! I genuinely believe that they would make an interesting pair of parents, anything and everything involving these two adopting a kid of their own and raising them??? +  Something sweet (and cozy) about hot chocolate :’) Roll with it however you will!

by @adaarkadan for @thejerseydeviledoodleblog

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